We have been hard at work this week - trashing our bedroom. Because this weekend we’re redoing everything in it and my heart is palpitating wildly just thinking about it. We’re getting rid of our current furniture and bringing home my grandmother’s bedroom set which I’m madly in love with. We’re having to weed out a lot of stuff because we’re losing some drawer space, but Matt and I both love to weed out and simplify so we’re walking around with big toothy grins saying “Let’s git rid o THAT! And let’s git rid o THAT TOO!”
Our bedroom has always been the place where things go to be hidden from visiting guests and/or die. Berlin will only eat in our bedroom, so it constantly smells of dog food. She has also vomited and diarrhea-ed on the rug numerous times, so it’s basically the slough of despond. My best friend, Kiki, and I were having a great conversation the other day that went like this:
Me: Ok, something totally gross. All of our sheets are white. We’ve only had them for four years cause you know, we registered for them. And they’re all yellowing.
Kiki: Did you wash them with something yellow?
Me: No, I mean they’re yellowing from like… nasty body slarve. I’m about as anal as you can get about sheets. I HAVE to change them weekly, and I wash them and bleach them and the whole nine yards.
Kiki: That’s disgusting. It might have something to do with your nasty city water.
Me: OH I BET YOU’RE RIGHT! So can I get new sheets?
Kiki: DEFINITELY.
Me: But aren’t sheets supposed to last longer than four years? I mean my mom has sheets that she’s had for like… twenty years. And they’re in great condition.
Kiki: My grandmother has these green towels still that she had when I was a kid.
Me: So I should hang on to these sheets?
Kiki: NO! Get rid of them.
Don’t you want to sleep in our bed now?
Anyways, we’re changing everything around in the bedroom - finally hanging up curtains and all that nonsense. And I’ve even commissioned a painting to hang over our bed. Sarah creates beautiful artwork and my sister bought one of her paintings. And because I adore my sister and want to be just like her, I’m doing the same thing. It is my intent that finally we will have a cozy retreat from everything that stresses us out. Primarily dog diarrhea. Will post pictures when the whole shebang is complete.