The Old Man Sullivan Shirt
Friday, December 5th, 2008A few weeks ago we went to Old Navy to get Matt a new sweater because he likes to wear shirtsleeves to work in the middle of February, and I’m sick and tired of catching his colds. As a rule, I would rather go to a hospital in a third world country to have my gizzards removed than to go clothing shopping with Matt. I grew up seeing my mother lay out my father’s clothes on the bed each morning, and foolishly assumed that marriage allowed me a similar privilege. Not so.
Matt is extremely particular about the things he wears which doesn’t make much sense because most of the time it is merely t-shirts and jeans. So whenever I pick something out that I really want him to purchase I have to go through an entire rigmarole convincing him that this is “SO something your dad would wear.” That usually works, and he will promptly carry the very sharp dress shirt to the counter to pay and we’re off to the races.
On this particular shopping trip, I found an orange and brown plaid flannel shirt that I knew he’d look STINKIN HOT in. I begged and pleaded and gave him the puppy dog eyes, but it was going nowhere. Finally, I pulled out my trump card. “Hon, this is SO Old Man Sullivan!” Since one of Matt’s greatest dreams in life is to become an old-timer like his grandfather, he ATE IT UP!
I spent much of Thanksgiving day sneaking around the dinner table snapping paparazzi-like photos of Matt in his Old Man Sullivan shirt. Hot diggity.
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