My stomach is writhing. I will spare you the details, but I’m extraordinarily uncomfortable. And whiny.

Whatever this has been, I’m going on day three of it and about ready to surgically remove all of the organs confined in my torso. I made it worse by eating extra strong cheddar cheese today. I KNOW NOW!

I don’t know what else to consume. I’ve run out of all possibilities other than to mix up some brownies. I can’t imagine that would help.

The reason I’m such a mess over it is because I have an unusually strong stomach. So whenever I have internal angst, I become a complete baby. Kinda like men… whenever they’re sick.

So on that note, I’ll go whip up those brownies and let you know how they turn out. Cause at this rate they’re destined to come out, one way or another.

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