I leave y’all for TWO days and suddenly the traffic to Verbal Intent slashes and burns like Sherman’s march to the sea. I’m turning into a Southerner with all of the Steak n’ Shake I’m eatin’, and pretty soon I’m gonna come after you with a pistol and a rifle and a truck that is single-handedly creating the hole in the ozone layer. Come to the site! Read my posts! Comment! OR ELSE!
Ok, now that the Civil War is out of the way, let me tell you that Charlotte is changing my whole opinion of North Carolina and the evil people that live there. They’re alright! And the weather is sweet! And nobody here is breaking my heart like they were in college. So I might just give NC another chance.
But I miss my puppy and Matty tremendously. And last night he sent me a text message where he was holding up the “I love you” hand, and I swooned. But I also would have really liked a photo of Berlin, so let’s get on that, Matteo. Not that my phone is working at all because that replacement phone charger clearly does not work. Add that to the list of things Verizon has screwed me over on.
I’ll be back Friday night. I miss you, Internet. Do you miss me!?
September 24th, 2008 at 10:43 pm
They don’t have the internet in NC???
I don’t think threatening your fans is very wise P…we’re just protesting your “absence” and showing you how much we really care. And apparently so is your site – bc that is about when it fell off kilter.
September 26th, 2008 at 6:13 pm
I thought NC being the place of my birth was enough for you… glad to know we stand. Tomorrow I’m going to look at hideous bridesmaids’ dresses and since you hate NC, you get the most hideous of all! HA!