Top 5 Scams I Have Fallen For

  1. Buying a claw clipper and attempting to clip Mojo’s back claws.
  2. Believing Matt when he said Wolfenstein was a “wholesome computer game just like your favorite game, Sim Safari.”
  3. The Scrubbing Bubbles Automatic Shower Cleaner. Double Ultra Scam.
  4. Buying an electric lap steel when Ben Harper told me that “women are usually better at men when it comes to lap slide… they just have the touch.” See lap steel stuffed in closet.
  5. Signing up to walk the Breast Cancer 3-day again this year.

Yes, I haven’t blogged much about it, but in a week and a half I’ll be embarking on the 60 mile journey that left me, two years ago, with a swollen knee and a month-long limp. My sisters convinced me that it would be FUN! And we’d all walk together in Boston! And get away from our husbands for a long weekend! And talk! And eat as many Nature Valley granola bars as we wanted!

Those who follow my Twitter feed will want to unsubscribe that weekend as I can assure you it will be rife with remarks about the cleanliness of the various port-o-johns strewn about the greater Boston area. Oh yeah, but it’s totally a great cause. FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE INSANE!

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One Response to “Top 5 Scams I Have Fallen For”

  1. jDub Says:

    not for nothing, but a half iron man is 70.3 miles…in one day…actually, for a certain awesome dude, less than 6 hours.

    But you win on the porta potties.

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